bewbin:

bewbin:

Now that I’m an adult I have to make more serious posts

Briefcase

reallyreallyreallytrying:

"average person eats 3 spiders a year" factoid actualy just statistical error. average person eats 0 spiders per year. Spiders Georg, who lives in cave & eats over 10,000 each day, is an outlier adn should not have been counted

great3st:

remember when suite life had a hsm episode and no one thought maddie looked like sharpay

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plantkitten:

u have lips ….. i have lips …… interesting 

lindseybluth:

elijahkrantz:

There are lipstick stains on my capri sun

which lana del rey song is this from

armadillo:

i dont care WHAT you say or if im a grown man i will not give up my swing for your 3 year old son he can fucking wait his turn